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Derby Name

Knitta Mortis

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Bio

Born in a far away land called Germany, this bi lingual princess lost her throne to the evil deceptions of her youger sister.  She fled to the land of Iowa, but her mother, the Queen, wouldn't let her leave the treaturous sibling behind.  Upon the Queen marring a forgin prince in the kingdom of Springfield, IL, she made a truce with her sister and concentrated on the hells of the new world and puberty. 

As a young woman she rebelled against the (temporarily) evil Queen and her consort.  She met a man at party in Chicago who wooed her and won her heart.  She got on her steel motorcycle steed and tried to make herself a new life in Ypsilanti.  But her lover proved to be false. 

After a series of adventures filled with suiters, drama, and personal indecesion, she once again fled to New Orleans Louisiana.  In this magical place she made many friends and came to see truths in her life.  She also found a new and amazing sport filled with other displaced pricesses.  They had lost their lands and faced many hardships, but instead of fleeing, they channeled their problems into a passion on speed skates!  

The princess decided the time to flee had come to an end.  She had reconciled with the suitor who had proven himself to be true to her and pure of heart (although he kept that a secret from most people).  She returned to Michigan and joined her prince in his castle.  Her carreer was given up to learning a new trade at large university. 

When the (soon to be) ledgendary Ann Arbor Derby Dimes sent forth the messangers announcing that they were accepting princesses for their leauge!  Although nervous at facing so many other princesses, she decided to have some fun and challange herself.  Since she had no clue how to skate this may not have been the best decision, but she did it anyways.

Turns out the Queen wasn't really evil and supported her daughter in this new endevor and all the princesses friends said they would cheer for her. 

She'll probibly live happily ever after!

Occupation

Student

Turn Ons

Desserts, workouts, Diet Pepsi (<3) my man

Turn Offs

spiders, mean people, looking dumb

Favorite Song

.... just one?

Favorite Celebrity

but they all have so much fun drama!

Favorite Food

Indian or Thai or Lebonese or Chinise or German or Dessert!

Favorite Part of Derby

The other girls!

Weapon of Choice

stompy boots and teeth!

Family

Mom (Susanna), John (stepdad), Leaha (sister), stepbrother, stepsister, Dad (Charles), & Wendy (stepmom)

History

Member for

1 year 18 weeks

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