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Derby Name

Collete RL Jammage

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Collete RL Jammage: Banished from the figure skating world for her reckless love of speed-- fast cars, fast music, and fast skates. 

Collete began as a mild-mannered roller figure skater. Graceful as a gazelle, she was the toast of the figure skating circuit. Although she loved the thrill of competition, she wanted more. Collete dreamt of a life of excitement beyond the demure routines she’d performed so many times to perfection. 

It wasn’t long before she started hanging out with a new crowd, a rebellious bunch of derby girls-- the Ann Arbor Derby Dimes. Collete began skating with these badasses on wheels and soon found herself the midst of a scandal that rocked the figure skating world. Collete’s love of speed and adrenaline was too much for the vanilla frosted matrons of figure skating to bear. She was cast out of figure skating, forever. Shunned for her wild ways and associations with the “fast crowd”, she had no choice but to turn her back on figure skating and join the ranks of the Derby Dimes. 

Collete never forgot the pain and humiliation of being rejected. Pain turned to determination. Determination turned to revenge. Collete has a grudge against all skaters on 8 wheels. She’s out to cause them pain, and to that end, she’s earned her name-- Collete RL Jammage!

Occupation

Student Career Counselor

Turn Ons

Fast cars, fast music, and fast skates

Turn Offs

Vanilla frosted matrons

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